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Prefects' Investiture
estimated attendance: 1024
number who really wanted to be there: 14
remarks: this is a waste of time

Head Prefect's Speech
estimated attentive: 24
number of times audience was looked at in speech: 0
remarks: who are you addressing?!

GoH Speech
estimated attentive: 33
estimated wowed by wit: 0
remarks: you're not witty, you know. stop trying.

Prefects' Pledge
estimated silent: 1016
estimated jokers: 8
remarks: ain't this pledge for prefects-to-be-inducted only?

Prefects' Dance
recognized song: 1024
thought it was a good choice: 5
remarks: how many different songs can the same choreography be used in?

Prefects' Song
seconds the swaying started early by: 15
seconds after which no-one was listening: 5
remarks: who wrote that thing?!

Band Performance
songs played: 1
songs enjoyed: 1
remarks: oh, so this is why we're here.

and as you can guess, it was a complete load of crap. except for the band bit. fabulous as ever. oh, and this is eVSPB. what is with the waves and color scheme? since when have they branched out into catering and party entertainment, in addition to their indispensable ushering service?

got a taste of what the O level results would feel like for me when the ex-prefects came back for the investiture. nervous laughter and awkward conversation all round. then they all left for a function at VJC. maybe i should just disappear tomorrow. who wants to hang around The Retainee anyway?

"And I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I'm losing my baby,
Losing my favorite game

- "My Favorite Game", The Cardigans