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Live Earth makes me want to drive an American SUV for the rest of my life. A Hummer H1, maybe. I don't think there could be a worse way to demonstrate how we can mitigate "global warming" and reduce carbon dioxide emissions by flying musicians all over the world to rock out with their cocks out on sound stages powered by polluting power.

In other news: Apparently sisters are all the same once they hit sixteen.

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