Tuesday, February 28

the six-thousand-dollar man

this is very very very dumb.

iced café americano--venti size, no less--and two hours = need to pee. which you cannot do because the toilet is ten meters away, and your EVERYTHING is on the table in front of you. your two-hundred-dollar blazer, five-hundred-dollar iPod, three-hundred-dollar (six if you don't count the two-year-plan) Motorola PEBL, five-dollar Starbucks Iced Café Americano, three-hundred-dollar DKNY chronograph, thousand-dollar camera, hundred-dollar Apple Wireless Mouse, two-hundred-dollar Crumpler Hee-Goer and three-thousand dollar Apple PowerBook.

that is nearly six thousand dollars. yes, i computed it.

this is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad situation.

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