My girlfriend and I couldn't decide on a name for our little baby girl. Eventually she took her to the registrar, and said she would think of something on the way. When she returned, I was frantic with anticipation. 'So what's she called?'
'I called her Lesbian,' she said, smiling at the bundle in her arms. 'It's such a pretty name.'
I asked her what on earth had possessed her. 'Don't you know what it means?' She didn't, so I explained. The poor thing burst into tears.
'I didn't know there were ladies who did that to each other,' she sobbed.