1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"... advanced deception techniques to make herself appear, from the..."
no, i'm not reading some techno-spy novel. the entire line is as follows:
"Then there was that horrible incident with the 34A, the one who used advanced deception techniques to make herself appear, from the other side of her sweater, to be a 34B."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
no, i will not. fan blades hurt, especially when they're spinning rapidly.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
the setup menu on my VCR, from when i was futilely trying to tune into TV2.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
eleven PM.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
ten fifty-four PM.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the Panasonic fan.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about six hours ago. retail therapy. ended up with a red shirt from Esprit and an inadvertently metallic magenta hard disk enclosure.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the Coca-Cola Zero website.
9. What are you wearing?
dark blue Canterbury rugby polo, striped boxers of indeterminate origin
10. Did you dream last night?
yes.
11. When did you last laugh?
probably nine hours ago, in the studio
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
starting clockwise from the doorway: door, built-in wardrobe, 3M Command™ wall hook, Top Shop plastic bag, curtain rail, a pink heart-shaped cushion that has "My Angel" and a canine couple stitched onto it, a russian pull-toy from Haerbin, the window, the window grille, wall power socket, Nokia travel charger, Panasonic air-conditioning unit, doorway.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
yes.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
the answers to the questions, mostly.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Wallce And Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit. bloody good, too.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
the Armani Exchange knit blazer everyone knows i covet. the rest will fall into place.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
you're my computer. you probably already know all there is to know about me.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
there is nothing that can be done for this world.
19. Do you like to dance?
that depends.
20. George Bush.
he really shouldn't have gotten together with that Barbara.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Portia. or Lorelai. or Dorta.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Porsche. or Ed. or Garçon.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
already have, and have already.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Gotcha!"
25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal.
who? what? if they do it in their journal, how will i ever be able to read it?
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